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These terms are continuously as capably subject to immediate alteration, altercation and/or alliteration, among other things.

So, stay tuned, sports fans...


You hereby agree that none of the parties are over, if we aren't having fun yet, then that's OUR problem, and why not?

Reconsider the error of your ways, count your blessings and better bet be next time!


Like navels, everyone has one.

"The only bad press is your own obituary."

Middle Age Aphorism

"Forgiveness is the scent of violet shed on the heel crushing it."

Mark Twain

"It's hard to waste a bad education."

Mark Train

"People in hell want ice water."